
Psychedelic Lady Guadalupe Zipper Cloak
This is the final boss of outerwear.
Oversized. Fleece-lined. Covered in cosmic swirls and blessed with a full stained-glass raver Guadalupe on the back. This cloak hits like a wearable altar. Zip-up front, longline cut, and a hood so deep you might just disappear into the bassline.
But it’s the little things that set it off—like the hidden designs stashed inside the pockets. Yeah, there are Easter eggs layered in this thing. Flip it open and you’ll find embroidered energy in places most people won’t even see. For the real ones.
Specs:
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100% micro-mink polyester outer
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Soft af microfleece lining on the inside
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Deep zip-up and slide-in pockets (with hidden prints inside)
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Oversized hood w/ thick drawstrings and gunmetal tips
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Heavy-duty zipper front
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Long cut, oversized fit
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Sizes XS to 5XL
Whether you're stepping out or posted fireside, this cloak’s got you covered—literally and spiritually.
Each Zipper Cloak Hoodie is custom-made just for you, requiring 3-6 business days for production before shipping. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the next day’s production run.

Inch | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
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Front Length | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 |
Back Length | 38¼ | 39¼ | 40¼ | 41¼ | 42¼ | 43¼ | 44¼ | 45¼ | 46¼ |
Chest 1'' | 22¼ | 23¼ | 24¼ | 25¼ | 26¼ | 27¼ | 28¼ | 29¼ | 30¼ |
Bottom Opening | 22¾ | 23¾ | 24¾ | 25¾ | 26¾ | 27¾ | 28¾ | 29¾ | 30¾ |
Armhole | 9¾ | 10¼ | 10¾ | 11¼ | 11¾ | 12¼ | 12¾ | 13¼ | 13¾ |
Neck Width | 7¼ | 7½ | 7¾ | 8 | 8¼ | 8½ | 8¾ | 9 | 9¼ |
Sleeve Length | 27½ | 28¼ | 29 | 29¾ | 30½ | 31¼ | 32 | 32¾ | 33½ |
Centimeter | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
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Front Length | 101.6 | 104.1 | 106.7 | 109.2 | 111.7 | 114.3 | 116.8 | 119.4 | 121.9 |
Back Length | 97.1 | 99.0 | 101.6 | 104.1 | 106.7 | 109.2 | 111.7 | 114.3 | 116.8 |
Chest 2.54cm | 55.9 | 58.4 | 60.9 | 63.5 | 66.0 | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.6 | 76.2 |
Bottom Opening | 55.9 | 58.4 | 60.9 | 63.5 | 66.0 | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.6 | 76.2 |
Armhole | 22.8 | 25.4 | 25.4 | 27.9 | 27.9 | 30.5 | 30.5 | 33.0 | 33.0 |
Neck Width | 17.8 | 17.8 | 17.8 | 20.3 | 20.3 | 20.3 | 20.3 | 22.8 | 22.8 |
Sleeve Length | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.6 | 73.6 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 81.3 | 83.8 |